last night i was stolen away by charles and james and taken to a house in castletown where a party was going on. there were a few geeks there: carl parry (what a joke) and owen evans were two of the accused of geekiness. we were forced to watch the football as i drank some budvar and budweiser. oh and apple sours - nom :) then the music channels came on. enter: chav noise! i drank more to try and stop the brewing feeling of punching the telly/ somehow disabling my hearing temporarily.
eventually after a bit of faffing with claires makeup (bless her. she started crying and didnt know why) me, westerman and james decided to go to whorehouse. otherwise known as house of ware!
well we got in and started wandering around and i saw many people out and hugged and raped....did i say raped? i meant said hello to them nicely. there were no surprises. well i did sneak up behind rhi and try to bum her before realising i seemed to be missing the required equipment for such an act to be possible!! i also acquired a dan! lol wandered round warrehouse with him for a while. was just talking to him first then suddenly thought "fuck it, why not?" and pounced!
i recall that it was a bit like alien. which doesnt make me sound too fab but its my silly head (which brad needs to get out of) there he was, happily stood talking to me and i go and latch myself onto his face! well its safe to say he wasnt complaining as he kept coming back for more....unless i raped him......but i dont think so! anyways after being made to down a union jack (grenadine/cherry sours, blue curacao, archers and lemonade - uber nommage) dan and westerman decided to walk me home.
we were happily walking along, dan had his arm round me - aww lol then when we got to the top gate of school we noticed westerman had gone!! :O the first thing that came out of my mouth was "the old people took him" great im officially insane!! but dan joined in laughing and saying they would get us next!!
ok this was weird. normally if i say stupid things i just get laughed at or told to shut up. this was good i liked this! he told me to message him on facebook so that i did and we said bye.
omg its midnight n i have work tomorrow :( penis!! lol
must be off!!
i have brads hat mwahaha!!!
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