fartstep.....i almost peed a little

well i was sat in castle park tonight with a certain funny guy known as davekore...or dave rutherford if you want to get technical. he was flashing his legendary, spectacular, shiny iphone around and he came across a certain app. i think he said it was called the "atomic fart". all i know is it was hysterically funny to press the fart noises as people walked past to see their reactions. some looked pretty damn disgusted while others just looked a bit confused.

that wasnt the funniest part though..... dave had a cunning plan! he started laughing as i looked on in awe. he again took out his trusty iphone and began to play some phat dubstep, then, grinning like a madman, continued to rifle through his apps to again find THE ATOMIC FART then changed the usual wobs of dubstep into amusing trumps. there was a random "uh-oh" in the song which dave quickly responded to by pressing the fart button again and the hysteria started!!

we started thinking of the possibilities - like putting the trademark churchill "ohh yes" after a fart noise with the wob in the background. we then decided after daves evil little "i shall lie in wait for my next victim" snigger that he was some kind of evil villain powered by the iphone and the only way to beat him was to destroy it! we named him: the trumpeter and thus.....FARTSTEP was born!

you so had to be there ><