OMG!!!!
im getting more and more excited for my birthdayy seeing as all my random stuffs keeps appearing!!
ive got my thigh high stockings, my hair extensions...theyre the wrong colour but i may just dye them and itll be ok. i also have my high heels which are higher than i expected :/ apparently they are 7.9" they make my feet hurt and bend them at an unnatural angle but i like them!! lol all nice and purpley eeeeeeeeeeee!!! and today i got my corset! its red and shiny and it kinda fits! lol i keep trying to convince myself im an 8 not a ten so i obviously ordered a size 8 corset and ive tried it on. theres a bit of rib crushing and boob squashing going on but i love it!!! just waiting on the hotpants i ordered now.
i will put some pics on facebook and here
this is my facebook: http://www.facebook.com/kaylage
theres so much crap on there!! umm so yeah ill mention now that the extensions i got were from www.sarahs-hair-extensions.com and i do have a discount code so if someone wants some with £5 off then let me know. i got my corset from www.corsets-uk.com though you can find those corsets on amazon and ebay aswell as the website is temporarily glitching and not showing pictures.
hmm anyways im off for a quick bath then a trek to the healcare centre wooo!! i love that place so much! (is a shame sarcasm doesnt translate well over text)
Wednesday, 30 June 2010
Tuesday, 29 June 2010
NO! DRINK THE BLEACH! and random stuffs
yesterday i accidentally told a woman to drink bleach :/
i walked into her room and she pleasantly asked me to get the bleach off the windowsil and use it to wash out a bucket. i replied "no drink the bleach" and immediately felt stupid. she gave me an annoyed and confused look and i just kept apologising. what a penis i am. serves me right for getting metalocalypse stuck in my head!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8QgviyaU4U
NO! DRINK THE BLEACH!!
my hair extensions have arrived :) but they are the wrong colour :( maybe i can pull them off anyway? or die them? i dunno :/
my shoes also arrived but they are bigger than i expected :/ hopefully i wont break myself by walking in them :O
i walked into her room and she pleasantly asked me to get the bleach off the windowsil and use it to wash out a bucket. i replied "no drink the bleach" and immediately felt stupid. she gave me an annoyed and confused look and i just kept apologising. what a penis i am. serves me right for getting metalocalypse stuck in my head!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8QgviyaU4U
NO! DRINK THE BLEACH!!
my hair extensions have arrived :) but they are the wrong colour :( maybe i can pull them off anyway? or die them? i dunno :/
my shoes also arrived but they are bigger than i expected :/ hopefully i wont break myself by walking in them :O
Monday, 28 June 2010
piercings and stuffs!!!
wellllllll the other day i went to carlisle with sarah massey after work and we got pierced in places :) sarah got hers first as i really couldnt decide what i wanted to get. she got a skindiver in the side of her face by her ear - almost looks like a tragus piercing. which are pretty smart. i may get a tragus one .....hmmmmm. anyways it was uber gross and also highly amusing when mark gibson (the legend of everything and nothing himself) was piercing sarahs face. her face kinda exploded. i described it as erupting like volcano. first there was nothing and then blood started oozing out everywhere i was sat across the room like "arghhhhh" lol eventually the bleeding stopped and it came to paytime. oh wait i didnt mention when matt was asking sarah the questions before the piercing. there was the usual sorta "have you drank anything etc" but then he was asked her if shed had a haematoma and things like that and bless her she looked so confused!! she was like errrrr....no? pulling amusing faces and trying not to cry with laughter. but back to paytime. mark didnt want sarah to pay by card ad sent us to the vue cinema, sarah is an awkward little bi-hatch and decided that since vue charged for withdrawls we would walk all the way past the train station etc to another bank. then she needed the loo didnt she? so we had to walk into the lanes so she could go then walk aaaaallll the way back down to mikes. well that was a faff! then it was time to get my piercing done. i got the middle of my lip which i am uber pleased with! matt did it. it was weird mark not doing it as i only really trust him with anythig other than my ear lobes as im not arsed about them really. but yeah it fairly stug and its swollen but i loves it!!!! lol its hard to eat and ive only really regained all feeling but its good. bit annoying but yh. its early days yet.
my fringe is now blue aswell which i thinks fairly cool and im starting to get the things i ordered through ^_^ i have my leopard print dress which is a lovely blue colour and my stockings :) yeynesss
anyhowsies i must be off to put some jeans on and then meet igglepiggle.
i mean chewter :/ lol
my fringe is now blue aswell which i thinks fairly cool and im starting to get the things i ordered through ^_^ i have my leopard print dress which is a lovely blue colour and my stockings :) yeynesss
anyhowsies i must be off to put some jeans on and then meet igglepiggle.
i mean chewter :/ lol
Wednesday, 23 June 2010
GAY? fuckups and the HELL BEAST!!!!
what the hell is this thing?
walked into work this morning and into the laundry room. debs pointed out this beast and weve been trying to think of what it could be. looks a bit like one of the reapers from the doctor who with christopher eccleston. should have took a pic of it from the side coz it was creepy!! never seen a thing like it!! if anybody can tell me what exactly it is it would me much appreciated lol
hmm someone on facebook just said its a "hawk moth?? noice!!
haha hoppy amused me the other day. he told me he had gotten a new job. wont say where or he may get abused as its in town lol and apparently he works with this guy dan who ive mentioned before. but what really amused me was that apparently his co-workers think dans gay! well... i opened my giant mouth and said that he wasnt. obviously hoppy was intrigued "how do you know?" etc so i sighed. then explained. hoppy wasnt surprised as he is used to this. he quite embarrassed me the other day by discussing my personal life infront of jason, chewter and graham and saying "kayleigh fucks anything when shes drunk" yeah thanks penis :( but anywayy...dan isnt gay unless hes suddenly turned lol
hmmm........so one of my mates has been sleeping with another mates boyfriend :/ well call my single mate mandy and the other one betty. some nice old people sounding names lol well mandy told me what shed done and naturally i told her off...(well call the guy tommy) she said that her and tommy had been sleeping together behind bettys back. so i said "well its done now dont do it anymore, you wouldnt like it if that happened to you, its not fair" and all that jazz. mandy seemed to understand and take in what i was saying so i thought shed stop but no. it all kicked off lst night when betty saw mandy in the car with tommy. after several attempts of us trying to talk sense into betty and calm her down we thought wed done it. then she went over to mandys and kicked off. apparently this was going on til after 12 :/ oh dears. then tommy tried to break up with betty and she was begging him not to!! crazyness!!!!
Monday, 21 June 2010
beep boop
sooooooooooo im bored and phils home soon so i cant go on the laptop when hes here. coz im banned "FOREVER" apparently. well look whos on the laptop now?? nom
im bored and i had work and its hot and pie and.....i dont even know lol
graham was meant to be about but tcharn (who smells like an arab - no joke!) stole him away to look at cars apparently. so now im at home on my own which sucks arse. maybe ill call on natalie? that may be an idea! yess possibly. if i can be arsed to go out yet. may just wait for graham. meep moop moop i dont know what im actually typing now but it seems to be amusing me. as i have said before my insanity is leaking. ho-hum i guess i should get off the laptop and make myself acceptable.
i was never here!!! lol
im bored and i had work and its hot and pie and.....i dont even know lol
graham was meant to be about but tcharn (who smells like an arab - no joke!) stole him away to look at cars apparently. so now im at home on my own which sucks arse. maybe ill call on natalie? that may be an idea! yess possibly. if i can be arsed to go out yet. may just wait for graham. meep moop moop i dont know what im actually typing now but it seems to be amusing me. as i have said before my insanity is leaking. ho-hum i guess i should get off the laptop and make myself acceptable.
i was never here!!! lol
Sunday, 20 June 2010
happy "fuck off and die" day, prick
im happily sat on facebook when mr "im hard because im an alcoholic and i threaten my family" otherwise known as phil walks in.
"well?" he looms over me looking angry.
"what?" i say trying to think of what ive done and also thinking 'my god, get a breath mint'
then he explodes!! starts shouting at me saying im selfish etc! i try explaining that i didnt know it was fathers day but noooo blatantly ignored. "you remember your birthday because you get presents, you know when easter is because you get eggs..." i then try to say that i dont actually know when the hell easter is and when the eggs appear i just eat them without caring about when easter actually is as im not religious and do not care. i also mention that i know when his birthday is "ohh but i never got a card for that either, i dont want you here...blah blah blah (same old shit)" saying i dont get him stuff on fathers day or christmas or anything.
hold on a second somethings wrong here....you freely admit you dont like me and ive told you many a time how much i hate you yet you still expect presents?? HAH!! you dont buy any fucking person in the family anything!! MUM buys the presents for phils parents!! for mothers day and fathers day and for birthdays and christmasses. MUM buys mine and sarahs presents and just puts your name on the cards. MUM has even bought her own bday/christmas presents for herself and signed them from you so it looks like youve actually done something decent for once!!
no youll never be a decent human being will you? you have a part time job and youre 50. youll be retired soon and youll have saved no money and i wont be the one giving you any. you are the selfish one you fucking prick. youll probably be dead before you retire anyway. your so fat you look like your heading for a heart attack, you spend all your wages on alcohol which you drink religiously every night until your drunk then fuck off to bed and you go through god knows how many cigarettes!! and your too much of a lard arse to smoke them outside! i mean sarahs 12 she shouldnt be being exposed to that much second hand smoke. your basically shortening everyones lifespan. your also horribly violent and agressive. you deny any violence but my ex ben saw you punch me in the face. im not scared of you any more. your just a pathetic little man who makes himself feel big by trying to beat up and intimidate your own children and wife!! well you make me sick and if i could i would slit your throat and laugh in your face while i do it. its what you deserve you vile vile man!! or should i say boy seeing as your nothing like a real man.
wheeeew had to let some steam off so i dont end up screaming at him and getting beaten or upsetting mum. i dont want to upset her. i love my mum. i deny ever having a father. your dead to me phil.
oh yeahh happy fathers day you prick
to those that have decent fathers enjoy it and have a nice day. spend some time with your families as yours isnt falling apart >
"well?" he looms over me looking angry.
"what?" i say trying to think of what ive done and also thinking 'my god, get a breath mint'
then he explodes!! starts shouting at me saying im selfish etc! i try explaining that i didnt know it was fathers day but noooo blatantly ignored. "you remember your birthday because you get presents, you know when easter is because you get eggs..." i then try to say that i dont actually know when the hell easter is and when the eggs appear i just eat them without caring about when easter actually is as im not religious and do not care. i also mention that i know when his birthday is "ohh but i never got a card for that either, i dont want you here...blah blah blah (same old shit)" saying i dont get him stuff on fathers day or christmas or anything.
hold on a second somethings wrong here....you freely admit you dont like me and ive told you many a time how much i hate you yet you still expect presents?? HAH!! you dont buy any fucking person in the family anything!! MUM buys the presents for phils parents!! for mothers day and fathers day and for birthdays and christmasses. MUM buys mine and sarahs presents and just puts your name on the cards. MUM has even bought her own bday/christmas presents for herself and signed them from you so it looks like youve actually done something decent for once!!
no youll never be a decent human being will you? you have a part time job and youre 50. youll be retired soon and youll have saved no money and i wont be the one giving you any. you are the selfish one you fucking prick. youll probably be dead before you retire anyway. your so fat you look like your heading for a heart attack, you spend all your wages on alcohol which you drink religiously every night until your drunk then fuck off to bed and you go through god knows how many cigarettes!! and your too much of a lard arse to smoke them outside! i mean sarahs 12 she shouldnt be being exposed to that much second hand smoke. your basically shortening everyones lifespan. your also horribly violent and agressive. you deny any violence but my ex ben saw you punch me in the face. im not scared of you any more. your just a pathetic little man who makes himself feel big by trying to beat up and intimidate your own children and wife!! well you make me sick and if i could i would slit your throat and laugh in your face while i do it. its what you deserve you vile vile man!! or should i say boy seeing as your nothing like a real man.
wheeeew had to let some steam off so i dont end up screaming at him and getting beaten or upsetting mum. i dont want to upset her. i love my mum. i deny ever having a father. your dead to me phil.
oh yeahh happy fathers day you prick
to those that have decent fathers enjoy it and have a nice day. spend some time with your families as yours isnt falling apart >
Friday, 18 June 2010
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH COME TO ME!!!
i nearly died on my way home from work today!
theres this guy.....he looks like dean from supernatural or the killer in my bloody valentine if youve seen that. in other words ...... GORGEOUS!!!!
i have seen him round town a few times and screamed excitedly at rhi about it. this time was better!!! i dont know what was wrong with me but i was a particularly insanely talkative mood. maybe it was the heat or the epic walk from work to home after a shift of me rushing from room to room so i could get it all done. anyways i was walking by the top of school and who ran down the hill next to mine? the dean lookalike ive been half-stalking. well i havent but i do look out for him. maybe that is stalking. i dont know lol but i gave him a sort of half arsed smile which probably made me look like a twat. he stopped and said hi! i was like hmmm wtf do i sayyy?
what did i come out with? well im an idiot and im not smooth with words at all so my reply to "hi" was "omg you look like dean from supernatural!!!" (high pitched voice and everything) well i thought id just made myself look worse than a twilight fangirl (like thats possible!) lol but apparently not!! he grinned at me and it was amazing! and he said he gets it alot and ironically his name is sam.
(for those that dont watch supernatural, in the programme deans brother is sam) this amused me. i laughed and then he said he had to go and ran off with his headphones in. i watched his sweet arse go then happily walked up my hill :)
anyways in currently waiting for ash dawson. my dawsy!!! lol or as hes also known - jimmy (he looks a bit like the old school computer game character earth worm jim) i havent seen him in what feels like years!! its at least one year anyway lol cz i was with ben last time ash was up and now ive just split with keith after about 10 months so yeah its been a looooooooooooooong time!! i miss his face!! i miss matts face too!!! but hes looking after the cat. theyre like a gay couple.....only......not gay? ash is apparently not far away now :) lloyd is coming to see us aswell. i havent seen him in aaages either!!! that silly boy :) eeeeeeeeeeee im really excited lol
the feeling of this rusty hair on my saladfingers......
ash my hair isnt rusty just because its brown ><
ahhh memories, such beautiful things :)
i must go and make sure i am truely ready for this magic time :)
theres this guy.....he looks like dean from supernatural or the killer in my bloody valentine if youve seen that. in other words ...... GORGEOUS!!!!
i have seen him round town a few times and screamed excitedly at rhi about it. this time was better!!! i dont know what was wrong with me but i was a particularly insanely talkative mood. maybe it was the heat or the epic walk from work to home after a shift of me rushing from room to room so i could get it all done. anyways i was walking by the top of school and who ran down the hill next to mine? the dean lookalike ive been half-stalking. well i havent but i do look out for him. maybe that is stalking. i dont know lol but i gave him a sort of half arsed smile which probably made me look like a twat. he stopped and said hi! i was like hmmm wtf do i sayyy?
what did i come out with? well im an idiot and im not smooth with words at all so my reply to "hi" was "omg you look like dean from supernatural!!!" (high pitched voice and everything) well i thought id just made myself look worse than a twilight fangirl (like thats possible!) lol but apparently not!! he grinned at me and it was amazing! and he said he gets it alot and ironically his name is sam.
(for those that dont watch supernatural, in the programme deans brother is sam) this amused me. i laughed and then he said he had to go and ran off with his headphones in. i watched his sweet arse go then happily walked up my hill :)
anyways in currently waiting for ash dawson. my dawsy!!! lol or as hes also known - jimmy (he looks a bit like the old school computer game character earth worm jim) i havent seen him in what feels like years!! its at least one year anyway lol cz i was with ben last time ash was up and now ive just split with keith after about 10 months so yeah its been a looooooooooooooong time!! i miss his face!! i miss matts face too!!! but hes looking after the cat. theyre like a gay couple.....only......not gay? ash is apparently not far away now :) lloyd is coming to see us aswell. i havent seen him in aaages either!!! that silly boy :) eeeeeeeeeeee im really excited lol
the feeling of this rusty hair on my saladfingers......
ash my hair isnt rusty just because its brown ><
ahhh memories, such beautiful things :)
i must go and make sure i am truely ready for this magic time :)
Thursday, 17 June 2010
happy birthday vikki
its vikkis birthday today so im meeting her to say hellos and whatnot. thankfully its sunny today yeys!! i shall roam the streets in my skirt that barely covers my bum and my hat that i stole of brad. mwahahaha
yeahhh i also wish to pull!! lol want some fun. not a relationship until i feel ive found someone worth it. but yeah im starting to get withdrawal symptoms. lack of affection!! lol and its not even been a week >< epic fail
anyhows only a small ramble atm as i need to mish off to meet vikki and charlie nows :)
yeahhh i also wish to pull!! lol want some fun. not a relationship until i feel ive found someone worth it. but yeah im starting to get withdrawal symptoms. lack of affection!! lol and its not even been a week >< epic fail
anyhows only a small ramble atm as i need to mish off to meet vikki and charlie nows :)
Wednesday, 16 June 2010
i love lamp
ive forgotten which room at my work it is but the lamp is very entertaining!! its touch sensitive and makes me excited!! lol
I LOVE LAMP!!
but do i really love lamp or am i just saying it because i saw it?
i love lamp! I LOVE LAMP!!! ahh anchorman :)
hmm im on google maps :)
56 Netherend Rd, Penrith, Cumbria CA11 8, UK
then go left a bit until you see the blue car and a person at the bottom of the garden its me when i had black hair!! yeyys lol
R.I.P...... D!!
you fought hard but its time to sleep now :)
I LOVE LAMP!!
but do i really love lamp or am i just saying it because i saw it?
i love lamp! I LOVE LAMP!!! ahh anchorman :)
hmm im on google maps :)
56 Netherend Rd, Penrith, Cumbria CA11 8, UK
then go left a bit until you see the blue car and a person at the bottom of the garden its me when i had black hair!! yeyys lol
R.I.P...... D!!
you fought hard but its time to sleep now :)
Tuesday, 15 June 2010
random shmit
well how do i start this ramble today?
lets start sonisphere! im still trying to arrange it. brads got the day off but doesnt know about moneys, i have moneys etc and a ticket on the way, just need bus ticket. dave needs to fix his iphone and then see if he has to sell his guitar or not to be able to go :/ im not going on my own! nooooo way!
now my birthdayy!!!! im going to be 18 lol another milestone in my life :) i shall be hoe-ing it up and wearing basically underwear as it is a pimps and hoes party! woop! still need id though so thats a bastard! looking at outfits for my birthday and getting mucho excited. its on the 7th of august and i cannot wait!!
hannahs birthday is after mine and shes having a tuxedo and tiara party so need to be all dressed up fancy and get myself a lal tiara to wear lol but yeah im looking at loads of outfits for both parties and getting so overexcited its unbelievable!!
dan hasnt wrote me back on facebook :/ that kinda blows. and he doesnt have a phone so i cant ring him and bully him. was thinking about keith today, i just miss talking to him. i want to work to be mates. but meh, i dont know if he would want to. might invite him for a drink sometime n see.
hmmm i really want to start designing my tattoos so i will at some point do that. also planning piercings <3 ahh i cant wait for money. ill put pics of my designs and my outfits that i choose on here so if anyone actually reads my ramblings then they can comment :) yeyys now im back to facebook and planning my id. neeeeeeowm work tomorrow then a day off yeeyyyyy
ooooooh and ash is up on friday night for the weekend :) i miss his face, and matts face. i want to see pirate ash again and smush his face :) mwahahahaha!!!!!!
lets start sonisphere! im still trying to arrange it. brads got the day off but doesnt know about moneys, i have moneys etc and a ticket on the way, just need bus ticket. dave needs to fix his iphone and then see if he has to sell his guitar or not to be able to go :/ im not going on my own! nooooo way!
now my birthdayy!!!! im going to be 18 lol another milestone in my life :) i shall be hoe-ing it up and wearing basically underwear as it is a pimps and hoes party! woop! still need id though so thats a bastard! looking at outfits for my birthday and getting mucho excited. its on the 7th of august and i cannot wait!!
hannahs birthday is after mine and shes having a tuxedo and tiara party so need to be all dressed up fancy and get myself a lal tiara to wear lol but yeah im looking at loads of outfits for both parties and getting so overexcited its unbelievable!!
dan hasnt wrote me back on facebook :/ that kinda blows. and he doesnt have a phone so i cant ring him and bully him. was thinking about keith today, i just miss talking to him. i want to work to be mates. but meh, i dont know if he would want to. might invite him for a drink sometime n see.
hmmm i really want to start designing my tattoos so i will at some point do that. also planning piercings <3 ahh i cant wait for money. ill put pics of my designs and my outfits that i choose on here so if anyone actually reads my ramblings then they can comment :) yeyys now im back to facebook and planning my id. neeeeeeowm work tomorrow then a day off yeeyyyyy
ooooooh and ash is up on friday night for the weekend :) i miss his face, and matts face. i want to see pirate ash again and smush his face :) mwahahahaha!!!!!!
Sunday, 13 June 2010
exes, raping and nommy things
last night i was stolen away by charles and james and taken to a house in castletown where a party was going on. there were a few geeks there: carl parry (what a joke) and owen evans were two of the accused of geekiness. we were forced to watch the football as i drank some budvar and budweiser. oh and apple sours - nom :) then the music channels came on. enter: chav noise! i drank more to try and stop the brewing feeling of punching the telly/ somehow disabling my hearing temporarily.
eventually after a bit of faffing with claires makeup (bless her. she started crying and didnt know why) me, westerman and james decided to go to whorehouse. otherwise known as house of ware!
well we got in and started wandering around and i saw many people out and hugged and raped....did i say raped? i meant said hello to them nicely. there were no surprises. well i did sneak up behind rhi and try to bum her before realising i seemed to be missing the required equipment for such an act to be possible!! i also acquired a dan! lol wandered round warrehouse with him for a while. was just talking to him first then suddenly thought "fuck it, why not?" and pounced!
i recall that it was a bit like alien. which doesnt make me sound too fab but its my silly head (which brad needs to get out of) there he was, happily stood talking to me and i go and latch myself onto his face! well its safe to say he wasnt complaining as he kept coming back for more....unless i raped him......but i dont think so! anyways after being made to down a union jack (grenadine/cherry sours, blue curacao, archers and lemonade - uber nommage) dan and westerman decided to walk me home.
we were happily walking along, dan had his arm round me - aww lol then when we got to the top gate of school we noticed westerman had gone!! :O the first thing that came out of my mouth was "the old people took him" great im officially insane!! but dan joined in laughing and saying they would get us next!!
ok this was weird. normally if i say stupid things i just get laughed at or told to shut up. this was good i liked this! he told me to message him on facebook so that i did and we said bye.
omg its midnight n i have work tomorrow :( penis!! lol
must be off!!
i have brads hat mwahaha!!!
eventually after a bit of faffing with claires makeup (bless her. she started crying and didnt know why) me, westerman and james decided to go to whorehouse. otherwise known as house of ware!
well we got in and started wandering around and i saw many people out and hugged and raped....did i say raped? i meant said hello to them nicely. there were no surprises. well i did sneak up behind rhi and try to bum her before realising i seemed to be missing the required equipment for such an act to be possible!! i also acquired a dan! lol wandered round warrehouse with him for a while. was just talking to him first then suddenly thought "fuck it, why not?" and pounced!
i recall that it was a bit like alien. which doesnt make me sound too fab but its my silly head (which brad needs to get out of) there he was, happily stood talking to me and i go and latch myself onto his face! well its safe to say he wasnt complaining as he kept coming back for more....unless i raped him......but i dont think so! anyways after being made to down a union jack (grenadine/cherry sours, blue curacao, archers and lemonade - uber nommage) dan and westerman decided to walk me home.
we were happily walking along, dan had his arm round me - aww lol then when we got to the top gate of school we noticed westerman had gone!! :O the first thing that came out of my mouth was "the old people took him" great im officially insane!! but dan joined in laughing and saying they would get us next!!
ok this was weird. normally if i say stupid things i just get laughed at or told to shut up. this was good i liked this! he told me to message him on facebook so that i did and we said bye.
omg its midnight n i have work tomorrow :( penis!! lol
must be off!!
i have brads hat mwahaha!!!
Friday, 11 June 2010
nom nom rambly nom
awwwh :) text of keith just after id got home and hes feeling better :) and asking what im doing tonight so i may be able to go see him yeys!
im as happy as THE HAPPY POLISH MAN (i think hes polish im not sure) :/
the sonisphere planning is going ahead and i cannot wait!!! me and dave have had endless rambles of what to do. mainly how to get there. but i cannot wait!
when papa roach are playing im going to elbow my way to the front.......wait have i said this before? i think i have. if not then you shall never know what i will do!! mwahaha!!! ive also decided i will shout "i like your face"
oh and there will be much camera raping :) i like to camera rape people. lets hope i get some good band ones, good ones of people drunk or doing something funny and some ones of new friends (i hope i make friends anyway lol)
aaaahhhhhh just waiting till the end of the month so i can pay for ticket and travel. want my lip done aswell but keith will probz hate it :/ nevermind. also want two microdermals on each side just under my bra line. and tattoos!!! after august i shall get my first! then more!!! yey. but ones i can cover up for work etc (hmm.....how peculiar. my kitten is chasing its tail) when i work out how to put pics on here i will put on a pic of my tattoo designs! have a deeks. theyll no doubt be on facebook aswell though.
anyhows enough of a ramble for now I SAID ENOUGH!!!
im off for a wash so i no longer smell of a large amount of cleaning products :)
im as happy as THE HAPPY POLISH MAN (i think hes polish im not sure) :/
the sonisphere planning is going ahead and i cannot wait!!! me and dave have had endless rambles of what to do. mainly how to get there. but i cannot wait!
when papa roach are playing im going to elbow my way to the front.......wait have i said this before? i think i have. if not then you shall never know what i will do!! mwahaha!!! ive also decided i will shout "i like your face"
oh and there will be much camera raping :) i like to camera rape people. lets hope i get some good band ones, good ones of people drunk or doing something funny and some ones of new friends (i hope i make friends anyway lol)
aaaahhhhhh just waiting till the end of the month so i can pay for ticket and travel. want my lip done aswell but keith will probz hate it :/ nevermind. also want two microdermals on each side just under my bra line. and tattoos!!! after august i shall get my first! then more!!! yey. but ones i can cover up for work etc (hmm.....how peculiar. my kitten is chasing its tail) when i work out how to put pics on here i will put on a pic of my tattoo designs! have a deeks. theyll no doubt be on facebook aswell though.
anyhows enough of a ramble for now I SAID ENOUGH!!!
im off for a wash so i no longer smell of a large amount of cleaning products :)
Wednesday, 9 June 2010
stupid deniz :(
ok so that last post where i rambled on about keith being annoying and me contemplating making the big mistake of loosing him was completely out of order. though i do feel sometimes as if he doesnt want me or doesnt want to spend time with me. but i flipped out last night because hed basically said hed definitely be about and then wasnt and didnt explain like he normally does.
but last night at about 10 past 12 i had only just got to sleep when my phone vibrated on my face. it was keith asking if id walked past his house because liam had seen a blonde girl on the camera. i was in bed so obviously wasnt me. he then went on to say that he was still feeling really ill and he was going to spend a few days in bed. deniz foods has gone a bit downhill im afraid. i got a mild illness the other week from .... i think it was the garlic sauce. it tasted funny. and now keiths got a really bad stomach from that place aswell. i did warn him!! but now i feel really bad for being all bitchy :( oh well. i still need to find out if he still feels the same as he did about me and hasnt lost feelings or anything. we shall see.
so yeah im an insecure idiot.
looking forward to the weekend now. praying its sunny. me and rachel have been making plans to go up castle park with some ben n jerrys mixed with skittles and sunbathe!! hmmmmm if only!! haha i cant stop watching silly youtube vids! shane dawson is so funny and random and ive also discovered "take 180" which have a few funny spoof videos:
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C3kHl-V4dY&playnext_from=TL&videos=dq5ZTqkfqxY)
(http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=shanedawsontv&annotation_id=annotation_260237&feature=iv#p/u/51/VSN-ZJeq9Ow)
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOTlCOLpx7M&feature=channel)
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D21myC_UUXc&feature=channel)
yeah so theres a few that entertained me :)
just heard that harley has a job so that means dave should have his money by the end of the month and be able to come to sonisphere!!!!! yeeeyyyys!!!
oh and a big shout out to MATTHEW CHEWTER who has admitted hes been reading my blog! lol how you put up with my crazy rants i do not know :P
but last night at about 10 past 12 i had only just got to sleep when my phone vibrated on my face. it was keith asking if id walked past his house because liam had seen a blonde girl on the camera. i was in bed so obviously wasnt me. he then went on to say that he was still feeling really ill and he was going to spend a few days in bed. deniz foods has gone a bit downhill im afraid. i got a mild illness the other week from .... i think it was the garlic sauce. it tasted funny. and now keiths got a really bad stomach from that place aswell. i did warn him!! but now i feel really bad for being all bitchy :( oh well. i still need to find out if he still feels the same as he did about me and hasnt lost feelings or anything. we shall see.
so yeah im an insecure idiot.
looking forward to the weekend now. praying its sunny. me and rachel have been making plans to go up castle park with some ben n jerrys mixed with skittles and sunbathe!! hmmmmm if only!! haha i cant stop watching silly youtube vids! shane dawson is so funny and random and ive also discovered "take 180" which have a few funny spoof videos:
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C3kHl-V4dY&playnext_from=TL&videos=dq5ZTqkfqxY)
(http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=shanedawsontv&annotation_id=annotation_260237&feature=iv#p/u/51/VSN-ZJeq9Ow)
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOTlCOLpx7M&feature=channel)
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D21myC_UUXc&feature=channel)
yeah so theres a few that entertained me :)
just heard that harley has a job so that means dave should have his money by the end of the month and be able to come to sonisphere!!!!! yeeeyyyys!!!
oh and a big shout out to MATTHEW CHEWTER who has admitted hes been reading my blog! lol how you put up with my crazy rants i do not know :P
Tuesday, 8 June 2010
OMG!! sonisphere!!!
sonisphere is looking like more of a possibility every moment!!!! oh how id love to be there! playing at sonisphere this year that i definitely want to see are: placebo, papa roach (ahh jacoby <3), pendulum, alice cooper, apocolyptica and funeral for a friend.
luke mcullock is a lovely lovely guy!!! one weekend ticket WITH camping (usually £157.50), an early entry pass (£5) and a car parking permit (if i need one obviously but the would be £10) and hes selling me it all for about £150!! eeeeeeeeeeee i cannot contain myself. its only in just over a month aswell!!! argh!!! need tents and moneys n stuffs :O im so excited. i would pay millions just to see jacoby shaddix live!!
im hoping dave will get a ticket too. if fucking harley gives him the money he owes him. harley has owed dave £140 for just over a year now and hes had enough money to piss away on his little punto. grrrrr if dave doesnt get the money ill be seriously pissed!!!! but i think anna (crazy but awesome girl) and brad are going so i could travel down with them??
ill probz end up disappearing at some point in the festival anyways. cz im like tht. maybe even forget where i put my tent. thats been known to happen.
but uber happy now!!! SONISPHERE!!!! argh!!!!
all i need to do is wait til payday, give luke the money and wait for the ticket to be delivered!!
SONISPHERE!!!!!!
http://uk.sonispherefestivals.com/
luke mcullock is a lovely lovely guy!!! one weekend ticket WITH camping (usually £157.50), an early entry pass (£5) and a car parking permit (if i need one obviously but the would be £10) and hes selling me it all for about £150!! eeeeeeeeeeee i cannot contain myself. its only in just over a month aswell!!! argh!!! need tents and moneys n stuffs :O im so excited. i would pay millions just to see jacoby shaddix live!!
im hoping dave will get a ticket too. if fucking harley gives him the money he owes him. harley has owed dave £140 for just over a year now and hes had enough money to piss away on his little punto. grrrrr if dave doesnt get the money ill be seriously pissed!!!! but i think anna (crazy but awesome girl) and brad are going so i could travel down with them??
ill probz end up disappearing at some point in the festival anyways. cz im like tht. maybe even forget where i put my tent. thats been known to happen.
but uber happy now!!! SONISPHERE!!!! argh!!!!
all i need to do is wait til payday, give luke the money and wait for the ticket to be delivered!!
SONISPHERE!!!!!!
http://uk.sonispherefestivals.com/
VERY ANGRY WOMAN!!!!
i would love to explain my title but unfortunately i cant really. its a privacy agreement thing between staff and residents so we cant speak about what happens at work.
the first rule of cold springs is you do not talk about work.
the second rule of cold springs is.....YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT WORK!!
and especially not on social sites etc. heard someone was taking pictures of residents bathing and things like that and putting them on facebook which is unbelievably sickening. why the hell would you do that? anyway yeah all i can say about work today is that at one point i was rather terrified so kinda ran away >< but when i got home i had some pie. the pie was good so i was happy again.
ive had a bath and now im sleepy :/ my mum and my oldest little cat mischief (hes 3) are fast asleep next to me mwahahaha! grrrrr my sisters back from school. time to be annoyed to death >:( shes running around and now the kitten is scared. silly kitten. now mischiefs awake and craving attention. i can see him staring at me in his cutie cat way. i should really start "putting my face on" and faffing with my hair. it needs to be done before i can even think about escaping this house later.
ive just noticed my other cat jay is in an abnormally small box (for his size) behind me snoozing. awws
anyhows. i wish to meet dave in like 2 hours-ish so im hoping he comes on facebook soon so we can discuss this matter of great importance. then hopefully i shall be whisked away to keiths :) and neither of us have to be up tomorrow so yey lie in!!!
ive just recieved a stupid email:
Hi there blogger!
Just visited your "live young, die fast" blog and I was super impressed by its design and content. We just opened up our site Lookville for beta testing. It's a place for people to have discussions, share tips, and ask questions about fashion. Currently, memberships are by invitation only and I would love to have you on it! Use this invitation link to sign up if you're interested: http://lookville.com/signup?c=GBFAITH07023&ref=fb_gb
And we would love to hear your feedback.
Ciao!
- Bethany C.
fashion? FASHION? i m not one to prance around in girly clothes or one that snoops at equally fru-fru flowery or lacy items. i dont know why they sent me that after reading my blog (supposedly) why couldnt they send me an iphone? or a free tattoo voucher? lol something that wouldnt involve me being bored on an uber-girly website.
READ THIS BETHANY C!!!
who is she?
WHO IS SHE?
where did you find her!!!!
:/
the first rule of cold springs is you do not talk about work.
the second rule of cold springs is.....YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT WORK!!
and especially not on social sites etc. heard someone was taking pictures of residents bathing and things like that and putting them on facebook which is unbelievably sickening. why the hell would you do that? anyway yeah all i can say about work today is that at one point i was rather terrified so kinda ran away >< but when i got home i had some pie. the pie was good so i was happy again.
ive had a bath and now im sleepy :/ my mum and my oldest little cat mischief (hes 3) are fast asleep next to me mwahahaha! grrrrr my sisters back from school. time to be annoyed to death >:( shes running around and now the kitten is scared. silly kitten. now mischiefs awake and craving attention. i can see him staring at me in his cutie cat way. i should really start "putting my face on" and faffing with my hair. it needs to be done before i can even think about escaping this house later.
ive just noticed my other cat jay is in an abnormally small box (for his size) behind me snoozing. awws
anyhows. i wish to meet dave in like 2 hours-ish so im hoping he comes on facebook soon so we can discuss this matter of great importance. then hopefully i shall be whisked away to keiths :) and neither of us have to be up tomorrow so yey lie in!!!
ive just recieved a stupid email:
Hi there blogger!
Just visited your "live young, die fast" blog and I was super impressed by its design and content. We just opened up our site Lookville for beta testing. It's a place for people to have discussions, share tips, and ask questions about fashion. Currently, memberships are by invitation only and I would love to have you on it! Use this invitation link to sign up if you're interested: http://lookville.com/signup?c=GBFAITH07023&ref=fb_gb
And we would love to hear your feedback.
Ciao!
- Bethany C.
fashion? FASHION? i m not one to prance around in girly clothes or one that snoops at equally fru-fru flowery or lacy items. i dont know why they sent me that after reading my blog (supposedly) why couldnt they send me an iphone? or a free tattoo voucher? lol something that wouldnt involve me being bored on an uber-girly website.
READ THIS BETHANY C!!!
who is she?
WHO IS SHE?
where did you find her!!!!
:/
Monday, 7 June 2010
fartstep.....i almost peed a little
well i was sat in castle park tonight with a certain funny guy known as davekore...or dave rutherford if you want to get technical. he was flashing his legendary, spectacular, shiny iphone around and he came across a certain app. i think he said it was called the "atomic fart". all i know is it was hysterically funny to press the fart noises as people walked past to see their reactions. some looked pretty damn disgusted while others just looked a bit confused.
that wasnt the funniest part though..... dave had a cunning plan! he started laughing as i looked on in awe. he again took out his trusty iphone and began to play some phat dubstep, then, grinning like a madman, continued to rifle through his apps to again find THE ATOMIC FART then changed the usual wobs of dubstep into amusing trumps. there was a random "uh-oh" in the song which dave quickly responded to by pressing the fart button again and the hysteria started!!
we started thinking of the possibilities - like putting the trademark churchill "ohh yes" after a fart noise with the wob in the background. we then decided after daves evil little "i shall lie in wait for my next victim" snigger that he was some kind of evil villain powered by the iphone and the only way to beat him was to destroy it! we named him: the trumpeter and thus.....FARTSTEP was born!
you so had to be there ><
contactioos
i forgot. if anybody wants to contact fort spain you can contact the guys seperately on facebook:
zed-z (lead singer/guitarist) : http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1111059355&ref=ts
andy wu minett (bassist) : http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617845280&ref=ts
george robinson (drums) : http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1057906612&ref=ts
or all of them on their facebook fan page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Fort-Spain/90152097880?ref=ts
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=121758441194334&ref=ts i suggest you join this group here :) "fort spain suck but we love them anyway"
if you have never even heard of them before then go on myspace and give em a listen!!
i was also going to link a colt 45 page but i couldnt find it :/ oh well
HORRIBLE TROUSERS!!!!
well i recently received the uniform for my new jobbie. the tunic tops ok- light blue with white dots but the pants....THE PANTS!!!!
they make me feel like a female version of simon cowell!! they are far too long and come up to above my nicely pierced bellybutton! apart from that, they are horribly unflattering. uber-tight at the waistband, baggy as hell at the arse making it look lumpy and shapeless.......i wore them for the first time today and they made me go "GRRRRRR"
to make matters worse, after a good day at work talking to everyone (whilst doing my work i must add!) i started my epic half an hour walk home and it immediately started raining. by the time i got home my lovely pants were sticking to my legs and i looked and felt like a drowned rat!! it was horrible. but i had pies and that was good :) i like pie!
oh and dad was happy. apparently the potatoes hes growing love the rain. well good for them!!!!
if anyone that has been arsed to read this and likes dubstep... listen to this tht dave linked me, its trippy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5WxZNIpszs&feature=related
Sunday, 6 June 2010
NINETEEN, LORRY PAUL, FORT SPAIN!!!
friday, 4th june......location:bowmans bar, warehouse, penrith
occasion: THE ROCK SHOW
a gigroo arranged by andy wu minett of our very own, very lovely FORT SPAIN!! (andy is the bassist, george robinson is on drums (and usually has some amusing outfits) and zed-z (chris zanelli) is the lead singer/guitarist) playing the rock show were fort spain of course, the revolution and colt 45 (i didnt know this but my old friend owen is the drummer of colt! hmm)
whenever i hear of the band colt 45 i go off on one! "colt 45 and two zig-zags, baby thats all we need, we can go to the park after dark yeah smoke tht jungle weed and as the marijuana burns we can take our turn, singin them dirty rap songs......" yeahh
well in my opinion the gig was a great sucess!! i really liked fort spains cover of time to waste but was disappointed that they didnt play private eye. either that or i missed it :( i wonder if they played lazy boy 500? or did i miss that too? god if they did play them and i missed them then i suck muchly!!
colt 45 did a good set. they played a song saying it was a tribute to fort spain, and also one to ella fearon bless her.....she got embarrassed :P i liked their style of music. though i got whiplash from trying to headbang along with brad reed, david "davekore" rutherford and nathan broadhurst. my neck still hurts now and its nearly monday :O work will be hell tomorrow. i just know it. i also liked colts version of teenage kicks. that was good. i was jumping around and singing along....probably looked insane. oh wells nothing new there.
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