awkward turtle

this is not just going to be a page so i could show you >awkward turtle< if you didnt know it. 

but if you dont know what it is then its that.

i have decided i am a bad influence as i proceed to go out into town with "my son" and get him and everyone else including myself really rather drunk. 

this is my son for those who dont know:

his name is nathan broadhurst.

why when i typed that did fight club pop into my head?
that part where theyre all round the table after bob (bob had bitch tits) got shot in the head? "his name is robert paulson, his name is robert paulson......."
yes, that is really how my mind works.

anyways, me and nathan have kinda got a weekly ritual now. every wednesday we shall go to the white horse for push the button and £2 a drink. its great. push the button you win extra drinks or half price rounds and whatnot! then we possibly venture over to the wolfe if we aren't skint, then dissaperate at random times. (yes, we appear and disappear just like the people out of harry potter. that was not a complete grammatical error!)

week 1: this involved me, sonny boy, helen and rob.

 this is rob trying to "hitler" nathan.
i dont have a pic of helen from week 1.
anyways we got fairly merry and played some silly drinking games.
bada-ba!bada-ba! bada-boom!! yes, they are silly words involved in a game that also includes hand gestures.
there is also a game where you randomly point at someone and shout "DRINK" and they must drink!
then there was a game with a tablecloth as nathan is silly and spilt beer everywhere! (he gets it from his mother) he got a tablecloth to mop it all up and some crazy game ensued! we started lobbing said soggy cloth at each other and if you didnt catch it you had to drink. needless to say, there were a lot of face shots and a few sore eyes!! rachel and stu appeared at some point but they were incredibly gay and didnt stay out long at all!! you guys suck!

week 2: this involved me, dan, james, nathan, helen and chris.

james wood

helen webb and dan latus

chris saxton

 we also found a few randomers who i knew and some i didnt. but yeahh was a brilliant night. we all met at the white horse and the drinking and joking started, we played the "drink" *pointing finger* with olympic rules. meaning when you got pointed at (dun dun duuuun) you had to drink using your left hand or you had to down your drink. well this was fun. we hung in whitehorse for a while then decided on the wolfe. we wandered over *elevater music for effect* and got ourself split up a bit. this random guy called phil appeared out of nowhere and we caught a kyle! nathan hugged andy (bleurgh) after saying he wanted to punch him in the face. this was rather sickening but amusing to me. when will my boy learn? silly little drunkard with his fail beard. well anyways we appeared at the wolfe in our droves and as far as i remember we had a laugh. i found some new amusing people, got started on at least twice and almost peed myself when i saw the ex get with my mates housemate. oh the hilarity. then at the end of the night i got walked home by peck and had about a two hour drunken conversation outside my house in the rain. must have been a good night because i dont remember much at all!
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=89346&id=1528239204   <- piccitchawers!!! yes, that is a severely retarded way of saying "pictures"
one more thing.................

AWKWARD TURTLE!!!!

i love my lil boy lol