yes that is a line from an eminem song, genius :)
listening to eminem more again recently, not entirely sure why. kinda been thrown back in love with him since 'not afraid' and 'love the way you lie' <- adore that song. i told andy it should be our song without listening to it properly so when he turned round confused saying its about hating each other aswell as loving them i was like hmmm.....listened to it again and was like......shit yeah :/ silly me! i say things without thinking a lot. but im blonde so i get away with having my little moments.
speaking of moments, i had a weird one today .....hmm theres a funny smell coming from somewhere.....might be my sister :/ wouldnt surprise me. i am still almost positive she doesnt wash very often.
anyway, today at work i was outside on the phone to andy, i wandered round the long way to go back to the kitchen and saw 'v', my break was over anyway and she looked like she wanted to talk to me so i rushed off the phone and acknowledged (<-wow i spelt a big word) her existence with a nice hello and a bit of a grin. she replied with the weirdest and most random thing i think ive ever heard come out of her mouth. "who was on the phone, your girlfriend?" ......my girlfriend? i repeated, just encase she had muddled herself up. apparently not! "yes, girlfriend, why, who was it then?" i just stared at her. it was my boyfriend! she seemed very confused by this concept. a male? she looked at me puzzled, "your so nice to us old women i just thought....." i was honestly shocked! though highly amused at the same time. im nice to women so im a lesbian. hmm....well i guess it kinda works. though fail on her part.
thats me in my new (ish) ed hardy top which i love :) and that is my silly boyfriend andy who i also love muchly. though i must express the fact that he is very silly :P
that reminds me of the other night. goddamn it i was furious!!
this is what happened:
andys brother met a new lass that he was trying to get into. brought her to andys house and she met his mother cheryl who is lovely and so quirky and her boyfriend nabab who is a really nice guy. she also obviously met andy and eventually me! well......this girl seemed ok. she kept complimenting me which, i must say made me really rather bigheaded for a while. "are you a model? your so skinny" <- ummm nope? lol and kept telling andy i was gorgeous and a "keeper" which i found amusing, this lass thats just met me saying that based on looks im a keeper. for all she knows im a cheating whore or a complete nasty bitch. im not obviously. well the second thing i said crops up sometimes but thats because my schizophrenia just tries to get the better of me.
nah im pulling your leg, im not schizophrenic, i feel like i am sometimes though. when im angry or upset im a whole different person, a person you dont want to know or even go near to be honest! i have a vicious tongue and like to hurt people when im in that sort of mood. know exactly what to say. anywayyys, we decided to go to a karaoke night at the wolfe. me, andy, phil, cheryl, nabab and this girl.
this girl that i keep mentioning is called sarah riley. it was not til we got to the pub that we found out how fucked up she really is. starts crying for no reason at all, starts telling us shes pregnant etc, tries to get with her new boss who is a woman, after being adamant that she was straight, more crying and generally putting a downer on the night. i try and talk to her but then andy and phil appear and she attaches herself to andy like a leech. i leave them to it and think fuck it. but was a bit paranoid seeing as everytime she talked to andy she felt the need to clarify with me what she was saying. andy is allowed to talk to other females ya know! im not miss whiplash!! lol
after a while. well......about 20 minutes i wandered outside with hannah to see if theyd finished talking. i see them holding hands and with initial paranoia and alcohol mixing, naturally im a bit annoyed!! by the time i wander off then go back theyre gone. i venture back to where everyones sitting and hes there. i express my annoyance with the understanding that i am a bit of a paranoid idiot and we talk and i calm down. then i wander away again after hearing sarah has been kicked out. i go and see if shes ok as she has done nothing wrong. then EPIC CONFUSEMENT!!! "sarah, are you alright?"
"you think because im happy go lucky that im a slag and i want to fuck your boyfriend....etc etc" <- what? after trying to reason with this drunk i give up and tell her to go away. but she decides to grab my fucking necklace and top. i get dragged over the barrier as i am, lets face it, tiny! i immediately stand up and get a bat in. IN THE FACE!!! booyah bitch!!! some people jump inbetween us and seeing her restrained i start the hunt for my necklace s the little sket snapped it!! find it eventually and man was i pissed off. later we find out that the retard had took horse tranquilisers, obviously mixed them with alcohol and is a general chavvy retard.
phil you sure d pick em!!
anyways time to trek to old morrisons.....gooodbyeeeee
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