quit your jibber jabber foooool!!!

excuse me, can i have the attention of the class, for one second?

yes that is a line from an eminem song, genius :)

listening to eminem more again recently, not entirely sure why. kinda been thrown back in love with him since 'not afraid' and 'love the way you lie' <- adore that song. i told andy it should be our song without listening to it properly so when he turned round confused saying its about hating each other aswell as loving them i was like hmmm.....listened to it again and was like......shit yeah :/ silly me! i say things without thinking a lot. but im blonde so i get away with having my little moments.

speaking of moments, i had a weird one today .....hmm theres a funny smell coming from somewhere.....might be my sister :/ wouldnt surprise me. i am still almost positive she doesnt wash very often.

anyway, today at work i was outside on the phone to andy, i wandered round the long way to go back to the kitchen and saw 'v', my break was over anyway and she looked like she wanted to talk to me so i rushed off the phone and acknowledged (<-wow i spelt a big word) her existence with a nice hello and a bit of a grin. she replied with the weirdest and most random thing i think ive ever heard come out of her mouth. "who was on the phone, your girlfriend?" ......my girlfriend? i repeated, just encase she had muddled herself up. apparently not! "yes, girlfriend, why, who was it then?" i just stared at her. it was my boyfriend! she seemed very confused by this concept. a male? she looked at me puzzled, "your so nice to us old women i just thought....."  i was honestly shocked! though highly amused at the same time. im nice to women so im a lesbian. hmm....well i guess it kinda works. though fail on her part. 

thats me in my new (ish) ed hardy top which i love :) and that is my silly boyfriend andy who i also love muchly. though i must express the fact that he is very silly :P

that reminds me of the other night. goddamn it i was furious!!

this is what happened:

andys brother met a new lass that he was trying to get into. brought her to andys house and she met his mother cheryl who is lovely and so quirky and her boyfriend nabab who is a really nice guy. she also obviously met andy and eventually me! well......this girl seemed ok. she kept complimenting me which, i must say made me really rather bigheaded for a while. "are you a model? your so skinny" <- ummm nope? lol and kept telling andy i was gorgeous and a "keeper" which i found amusing, this lass thats just met me saying that based on looks im a keeper. for all she knows im a cheating whore or a complete nasty bitch. im not obviously. well the second thing i said crops up sometimes but thats because my schizophrenia just tries to get the better of me. 

nah im pulling your leg, im not schizophrenic, i feel like i am sometimes though. when im angry or upset im a whole different person, a person you dont want to know or even go near to be honest! i have a vicious tongue and like to hurt people when im in that sort of mood. know exactly what to say. anywayyys, we decided to go to a karaoke night at the wolfe. me, andy, phil, cheryl, nabab and this girl. 

this girl that i keep mentioning is called sarah riley. it was not til we got to the pub that we found out how fucked up she really is. starts crying for no reason at all, starts telling us shes pregnant etc, tries to get with her new boss who is a woman, after being adamant that she was straight, more crying and generally putting a downer on the night. i try and talk to her but then andy and phil appear and she attaches herself to andy like a leech. i leave them to it and think fuck it. but was a bit paranoid seeing as everytime she talked to andy she felt the need to clarify with me what she was saying. andy is allowed to talk to other females ya know! im not miss whiplash!! lol

after a while. well......about 20 minutes i wandered outside with hannah to see if theyd finished talking. i see them holding hands and with initial paranoia and alcohol mixing, naturally im a bit annoyed!! by the time i wander off then go back theyre gone. i venture back to where everyones sitting and hes there. i express my annoyance with the understanding that i am a bit of a paranoid idiot and we talk and i calm down. then i wander away again after hearing sarah has been kicked out. i go and see if shes ok as she has done nothing wrong. then EPIC CONFUSEMENT!!! "sarah, are you alright?" 

"you think because im happy go lucky that im a slag and i want to fuck your boyfriend....etc etc" <- what? after trying to reason with this drunk i give up and tell her to go away. but she decides to grab my fucking necklace and top. i get dragged over the barrier as i am, lets face it, tiny! i immediately stand up and get a bat in. IN THE FACE!!! booyah bitch!!! some people jump inbetween us and seeing her restrained i start the hunt for my necklace s the little sket snapped it!! find it eventually and man was i pissed off. later we find out that the retard had took horse tranquilisers, obviously mixed them with alcohol and is a general chavvy retard.

phil you sure d pick em!!

anyways time to trek to old morrisons.....gooodbyeeeee

my birthday, madness :)

well my 18th....was epic!! i had a great time even though i didnt see too many people. those that came made it amazing.
ugh the cat just sneezed on my head and my hand.......GRIM!!
well my birthday was the friday, sadly andy was working so he was up at 5, he woke me up to say goodbye beforehand....and to try and give me birthday sex but at that time? i was having none of it!!
anyways, i slept until nine then spent a little of my birthday money on a new shiny digital camera :) and an anchorman tshirt woop!! went home for a little bit then prepared for carlisle!!!
onwards i trekked to the station as fast as my little legs could carry me!
sat at the station on my own for a little while until matty and his friend appeared so i talked to them on the train.
i got off and we went our separate ways i trailed down to mikes, designs for my tattoo on hand, thinking i was just there to get it drawn up for me. but when i went in he already basically had......soooo i was told to come back at 4. immediate panic attack!!!! but after hanging round with lloyd for a while, talking to andy and seeing catherine i went and got numbing cream and was calmer but still panicky......
i got it done though :)

i love itt :)

birthdayyyyy

im happy again :)
yesterday.....no.....the day before, me and andy made up and got back together yeey :) so now everythings ok again and it feels back to normal. back to being very very silly. plus my grandma is fine, just sore after her fall so its all good. sorted just in time for my birthday!! :) could not be happier right now really. well i could. id be happier if i wasnt going to carlisle today on my lonesome but andys at work and im only going to get my tattoo drawn up soooo......its okii ill live unless i get attacked or raped....or killed. but all i need to do is make it to mikes and back which is entirely manageable.
then i shall come back home and at cake and have a bath and wait for andy to finish work. then enjoy the rest of my birthday :)
cant wait for the party tomorrow, im really excited!! anyways im offskis to get ready to mish!! type laterz

bollocks

well.....so my birthday week is going swimmingly seeing as ive just had to break up with andy as he blatantly refuses to talk to me about things of importance. well some say im better off but i feel like crap, now im just looking forward to my tattoo and getting drunk!! thats about all my ramble for now is about really

you cant be in a relationship if you cant communicate!!

the end. im too pissed off to ramble. maybe tomorrow.

birthday week

it has come to the week of my birthday...hoorayyy!!
im currently sat at andys all on my lonesome waiting for him to come on his break. *sigh*
got to thinking about my birthday, jeeves told me that several packages have been delivered to my house so im bouncy and hapyful!! for once i cant wait to get home! but i shall wait to see the other half first. want to tear those parcels open and have my way with them! mwahahaha!
anyways....its my birthday on friday, finally 18 so i can do what i want...when i want....kinda! still have work for the next two days but its ok, i like the residents theyre cool. 9-3 for two dayys will not soil my mood. especially as i have care training tomorrow and kitchen training also.
on friday i shall be.....i dont really know. at some point ill go to carlise and have my tattoo drawn up for saturday. must...resist.....spending more...moneyy!! after said trip i have not got a clue of how to spend the rest of my day. except the obvious thing of opening whatever presents i have in a blind flurry! wrapping paper and cards will be everywhere, strewn over sofas and the odd cat. i shall be sat in the middle of all this destruction, clutching whatever i have recieved on that fine day. i may also venture to my uncles pub for a little while that night and let him serve my first legal alcoholic beverage then onto warehouse to see brucey play and hopefully receive my shoutout! but just maybe, im not really sure.
saturday will possibly be the more painful and amusing day! i will be yet again venturing to carlisle and this time getting needled. its only a small tattoo so hopefully i shouldn't be too wimpish! after that i may have a wander and a relax! then, at night the real fun begins! its my party, pimps and hoes theme. pub crawl superful! may start it earlier than intended as its a good idea from mr daleypops. but yeah i intend on being smashed and only being able to remember the night because of the pictures. kinda like the hangover but, instead of a stag do....its my birthday! maybe ill at some point just make everyone be quiet and do alans wolfpack speech, that could be amusing. if we loose someone then i might just sing the doug song.
hmmm if the scaffoldings still up at andys i might climb on there with some jager....

ok im getting ahead of myself, but my excitement is bubbling over! yeyy

chow for now :)

little opinionated thing

this is me. im nothing special. a lot of people would call me average looking really. though i do things to make myself look less........ordinary?
1. i dye my hair obnoxious colours. im a natural blonde, a darkish blonde. i got bored of that colour so moved on to other colours, to start with they were just the usual. i have had brown, black and red. then i went onto blue-black, purple, pink...now iv'e gone back bright blonde with blue and pink. i love it. makes me feel unique. i can almost guarantee no-one i know will have the same hair colours as me! im all happy and colourful sometimes.
2. i am obsessed with piercings!! i got my ear lobes done when i was younger as most people do. that is basically how it all started. i then continued to get the lobes a second time- both professionally i might add. on my 16th birthday i decided to grow some balls and get my navel done. well it did not hurt at all really, gave me a rush. so in two years i have got a few more. went for some quite common ones first. got harley to pierce the 3rd holes in my lobes with ice and a needle. that fair hurt. then i got the top of my ear done and my eyebrow. loved my eyebrow, though it is uber-common. after that i went for a less common piercing......i got my hips pierced, surface piercings for the win. me and sarahs surfaces are shown here. im in the red stripy top and sarah burnette is in the blue.

sarah and me in mikes tattoos ->
<- this is a picture of a surface bar. that piercing actually really hurt. it goes into your fat layer. ouch!! the other piercing shown is a microdermal anchor. i have one of those on my chest. its sparkly and cute! my surfaces unfortunately fucked up. my final piercing (so far) is the middle of my lip. i like it, i have finally got a horseshoe ring in it like the cover of escape the fates album. so yeah. love piercings.
3. tattoos!!! im finally 18 on friday 6th august. so on the very day im going to get my tattoo redrawn as i have drawn it up practically how i want it but its unfinished and every time i try to finish it it just looks wrong. its a torn up heart shaped cherry. i want it to be half sown up but when i try it goes wrong. ill put a pic on it when i can be bothered to upload it onto the computer.